I cannot think of any reason why would you wish to contact me. But if that is your wish, try it below. Note that I do not say, ‘feel free to do so’, as I do not want you to feel free. Speak to me about something interesting, whether about myself or about you, that piques my interest and makes me want to respond. If your question is answerable by a search engine, use that and leave me alone. If your question is dull, I won’t respond.

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